Good

Superb

Awful, fake instagram, powder sniffing...

Liked: The bathroom was nice
Disliked: Booked to have a nice night away but was the total opposite!When you walk in there is a funny vibe, I couldn’t put my finger on it initially but after taking it all in I would basically describe this place as a white powder sniffing persons dream.I couldn’t believe it, it was a 70/30 split on people who thought they were coming to a nice hotel (30%) to the other 70% being Bournemouth’s upmarket drug dealers hang out where a constant stream of Instagram idiots came in to be cool.Then there was the room.. nice on the visual but no depth. 2 single beds and duvets pushed together it’s just rubbish! Then there was Old Harry Rocks! Wow what a total disaster! Again looks great. I ordered the steak, it looked great. I ate a piece and had to spit it out, I then got my wife and the waitress to try it, it was disgusting. Clearly the chef was too high on all the Colombian marching powder to notice he had put enough salt on the steak for the whole restaurant. It was vile and so was the veg. My wife’s lobster was crap as well. The waitress was lovely but the food was total crap. Even when they replaced it, it was still pretty poor..It was just another example of somewhere that is more for appearances than any depth.Don’t bother visiting unless you are meeting your high end hooker and dealer.P.S the Spa is dyer too.. if you need a hotel in Bournemouth the Hilton is much nicer and cheaper

Needed.

Liked: Location, decor, comfy beds, nice shower
Disliked: A bit noisy at night

A lot of money for...

Liked: Room was clean and comfortable lots of space and nicely decorated.
Disliked: Staff not overly friendly. Service charge on everything.

Superb

Superb

Exceptional

What a gorgeous hotel to...

Liked: It was very modern, clean and comfortable.
Disliked: The outdoor pool was closed for maintenance.£27 to park overnight.