Exceptional

If you love mold, this...

Liked: Staff is exceptionally polite. Location is good.
Disliked: Mold everywhere. Entire 3rd floor smells of mold, as well as throw up and diarrhea, and I'm not exaggerting. Black mold in the barthroom, on the ceiling above the mirror. I can see that a lot of it was just painted over. The carpets look incredibly filthy. I was really scarred of disease and kept the window open the entire time. 80+ euros a night! Absolutely incredible.

Friendly staff in an outdated...

Liked: Good location, very friendly staff, fresh orange juice.
Disliked: Bad smell in corridors, black mold in room, electricity cupboard in my room was noisy.

Good

Amazing

Liked: The hotel is at a great location, away from the busy downtown (meaning it's quite and peaceful) yet so close if you want to venture out (quite close to the green and yellow lines, and a bus stop just outside the hotel). The staff was amazing, very available and ready to offer suggestions for things to do in Lisbon (Shout out to Julio, Adriana and Eduardo).
Disliked: The pillows are really hard (that's not a big deal for a few days stay). The breakfast was good but may be they could change something on the menu every other day to break the monotony

Exceptional

Passable

Superb

Very good

Liked: Really high standard for this price and for only two stars. The room was clean and nice. The bed was really big and comfortable. There is everything you need in the room, hair dryer, kettle, tea, water, towels, wardrobe with hangers and big mirror. People are kind and helpful.
Disliked: Breakfast was a bit poor and there was some mold on the shower seals and on the bathroom windows. But I cannot complain because of good price.