Very good

Liked: Great location, and good value for money. Done the job.
Disliked: Bathroom in the room was a bit similar to student accommodation. Very thin walls.

Convenient and parking on site

Liked: Clean and comfortable room
Disliked: Shower set up means bathroom gets very wet but functional

Super dirty rooms and rude...

Liked: Very poor breakfast!
Disliked: Dirty walls and carpets, stinky smell, impossible stay!

Good

Ok, but they REALLY need...

Liked: Easy access to Birmingham
Disliked: No sound insulation on the doors whatsoever.

Convenient location, minimum facilities, nothing...

Liked: Good location for access to and from the railway station. Comfortable bed. Spacious shower and shower head raises to proper height. Free WiFi worked OK.
Disliked: Room facilities have been pared back to a bare minimum, not including even a waste bin other than the tiny one in the bathroom. They're a bit tight with the tea bags. No information provided in-room, they require you to scan an anonymous QR code to access a third party website to access hotel information. Even worse this third party website attempts to load a Russian tracker onto your device (yandex.ru).

Poor

Adequate and comfortable for the...

Liked: The room was adequate for our one stay. Car parking was good. A nice central location.
Disliked: Being woken up late night by guests, who spoke loudly for good 15 minutes.

Exceptional

Liked: Fully functioning clean room