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Hotel No, Harper Lane Melbourne, Melbourne -+61-370-732-900
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4.2
HOTEL RATING: 
VERY GOOD
4.2 out of 5 (263 Ratings)
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Hotel Description
Located on a Melbourne rooftop with access via a secret 'speak easy' entrance Hotel No offers guests unique accommodations in chrome airstream trailers. The property features free WiFi and is located in the heart of the city with a range of restaurants bars shopping and sightseeing at your doorstep. These 31 foot urban trailers are fitted out with their own deck a lounge area queen sized bed and private bathroom with free toiletries. Each room also includes a free mini bar. Some trailers boast a private hot tub with views over Melbourne city. Federation Square is a 10-minute walk from Hotel No while the Crown Casino and Entertainment Complex is just 2953 feet away. The nearest airport is Melbourne Airport 15 mi from the property. Please make direct contact with HOTEL NO once booking with your email & active contact number due to their contactless check-in.

Check-in time: 15:00   Check-out time: 11:00
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Amenities View More
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Free Internet
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Free Parking
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Non Smoking
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Free Breakfast
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Swimming Pool
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Fitness Center
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Business Center
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Airport Shuttle
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Pets Allowed
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Accessible
Other Amenities
` Free Parking
` Air Conditioning
` Express Check-In/Check-Out
` Heating
` On-site parking
` 24-hour security
` Accessible parking
` Free Wi-Fi
` Daily Housekeeping
` Non-Smoking Rooms Available
` Outdoor furniture
` Smoke alarms
` Fire extinguishers
` Electronic room key
` Audible alarm
` balcony/terrace
` CCTV security in common areas
` Luggage storage & lockers
` Non-smoking property
` Indoor parking (charges may apply)
` Valet parking (charges may apply)

Hotel No Guest Reviews

Overall Average Score: 
Very Good (4.2 out of 5)

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5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Anthony Mon, 3 February 2025

Exceptional

Liked: Absolute hidden gem! From the moment we walked up the stairs, to the moment our heads hit the pillow we loved Hotel No! Bed was so comfy and sheets were soft and smooth. Complementary drinks and nibbles was a great extra touch.
Disliked: Overall, we loved it. The only suggestion would be to have cleaned or given the outdoor table a new coat of paint.

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Elise Sat, 25 January 2025

Exceptional

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Catherine Mon, 6 January 2025

My daughter and loved the...

Liked: Super unique and funky
Disliked: Nothing!

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Nomadic Wed, 25 December 2024

Loved it!

Liked: Enjoyed every bit of our stay! We loved the playful check-in process, and the Airstreams were such a sight when we opened the rooftop door!!! We were beyond excited that we got a chance to see an Airstream in the flesh, and get to stay in it! The shared area was nicely set up, with games and seating areas for each Airstream under cover. The impact of the pink painted wall art just added to the ambience, plus made for great instagram pics. Inside our Airstream, the pink theme carried through to the walls of the bathroom, to the little details like the seat cushions and bathroom towels and mat. Our Airstream came with a fully stocked minibar, some snacks, an ipad and even a photo printer. The bed was unbelievably comfortable, and we had the most restful sleep. My favourite part of the whole experience...the shower. I know, not normally something someone would get excited about, but the shower pressure was amazing. In the morning, free coffee from the downstairs Cafe was the final touch to a memorable stay. I would happily stay here again, and would highly recommend No Hotel to all my friends and family
Disliked: Everything was perfect, there was just two minor things. One is the box on top of the fridge, has complimentary vouchers, however they had already expired. And, our room had a broken pad connector above the bed. It was fine though, we still managed to use it.

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Laura Sat, 21 December 2024

Quirky and Fun

Liked: All the special extra touches. Barista coffee from the downstairs cafe. Treats in the mini bar all free. iPad to catch movies while in bed. Kettle and hairdryer. Loved the big communal area with games and FREE PARKING!!!
Disliked: Nothing

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Belinda Wed, 18 December 2024

A great place to stay...

Liked: The location was perfect for everything you need. It is so quiet considering you’re in the CBD. The outdoor area is perfect especially with kids and the addition of the outdoor games, makes for wholesome family fun.
Disliked: There was nothing we didn’t like.

4.5

Wonderful - 4.5 out of 5

Glenn Thu, 28 November 2024

Superb

4.5

Wonderful - 4.5 out of 5

Jaana Fri, 22 November 2024

Superb

4

Very Good - 4.0 out of 5

Massey Tue, 19 November 2024

Quirky and fun - would...

Liked: What a quirky place to stay !! So much fun had trying to figure out the puzzle of how to get into the place (although, lots of clues provided). the fact that you can park right in the middle of the city for free was a huge bonus, along with free mini bar (popcorn was yum !!). Can't rate the staff as there were none, but clear instructions were communicated prior to the visit. The bed was super comfortable and shower, in terms of hot water and pressure was great. It was a bit rainy and cold when we visited so we would definitely go back to experience the outdoor "playground" in nicer weather.
Disliked: There was no hanging space for clothes

3.5

Good - 3.5 out of 5

Jodi Sun, 17 November 2024

Good

Liked: Location, vibe and communal areas, shower was amazing
Disliked: Worn and tired, mould in bathroom area

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Hotel No Harper Lane Melbourne, Melbourne