Garbabge, druggists, dirty, horrible service,...

Liked: Absolutely garbabge
Disliked: If there were an award for the most misleading hotel advertising, this place would win by a landslide. Let’s break it down.First, the $6.99 “hospitality fee”, which is neither disclosed upfront nor justified in any way. Maybe it’s a “surprise inconvenience fee”, because that’s the only hospitality you’ll experience here.The guest experience is truly one of a kind. The hotel doubles as a makeshift shelter, which wouldn’t be an issue if the place was actually cleaned. But between the mystery stains, the questionable smells, and the general sense of despair, let’s just say hygiene is not a priority.Now, about my “Large Studio King Suite”, which I assume is a name they came up with after a few too many drinks. What I actually got was a glorified shoebox with curtains so shredded they could be sold as modern art.The after-hours entertainment is unmatched. A parade of druggies roaming the halls, including one woman on a noble quest for lube. Not sure if she ever found it, but I truly hope her journey was successful.And then there’s the breakfast, or as I like to call it, a daily disappointment buffet. No fruit, no real food, just an uninspiring selection of things that look like food but shouldn’t legally be classified as such.Final thoughts? If you’re looking for a cheap thrill, a sociology experiment, or material for a horror novel, this place has it all. But if you value your sanity, safety, or digestive health, do yourself a favor and book literally anywhere else.